Anti-jokes are funny.

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Why did the Gay person fall down? He got shot.

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'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

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Two clarinets were locked in a case for 20 years. They both play well.

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So a platypus walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then goes home drunk. His wife doesn't approve of his drinking, so she took her children then left. The lonely platypus wandered around for days on end in the lonely silence. He realized he wanted a job, but he couldn't get one, and i lied. it wasnt a platypus. it never even haooened i wasted your time.

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jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

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How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

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Everybody love food when they are hungry

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Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

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Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

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It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

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What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Q:whats the difference between a black man and a bunk bed A: a bunk bed can support 2 kids

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What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

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A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

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What happens when you fire a machine gun clip into a jew? You are convicted on first degree murder, and most likely sentenced to jail because you can't afford a good lawyer. Orange jumpsuits are uncomfortable.

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What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

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Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

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emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why did the squirrel fall out the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out the tree? It was stapled to the first squirrel Why did the the third squirrel fall out the tree? Peer pressure Why did the fourth squirrel fall out the tree? It thought it was a game Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a squirrel Why did the postman die? He got hit in the head by four squirrels and a tree

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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