Beka has AIDS

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

Im taking a shit right now.

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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