- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

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How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

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