Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

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A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

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A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

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Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

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God is real.

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a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

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Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

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What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

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Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

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Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

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"Seriosly" You got a life buddy? Are you okay? Cant you see that I am totally rocking out on my imaginary air guitar which is now inside your mind? No you are not okay! Moral: YOU ARE NOT OKAY SPREAD THE WORD! INFORM THE WORLD! YOU ARE NOT OKAY! Moral2nd: "Seriously" though dawg, you cant keep watching over me all the time, I mean you I smell the hypocrisy, but are you guys AAAALWAYS HERE? DO NOT REPLY! WE REPEAT, DO NOT REPLY!rq

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How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

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How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

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Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

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Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

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What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

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Here's a joke for you, my life...

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How old is victor? Half past dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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