- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

knock knock who's there ?

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??