Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

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Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

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Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

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Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

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A man is going to sign up for life insurance, he is stabbed by a mugger on the way and spends his last breath in a puddle hating the cruel irony of his fate.

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Should a pole bump an alarm?

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Felix? The Lucky cat? That is the only thing that comes to mind, I am dead tired, but I really don't mind staying up until I cant anymore physically, as for mentally I am getting pretty bad as for company.

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what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

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Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

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What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

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whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

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im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

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what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

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Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

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A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

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Roses are red my name is dave this poem makes no bloody sense microwave

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boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

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hi jonny

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

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What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

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Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face?" the man replies, "my wife has terminal cancer and has been given 2 weeks to live."

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What happened to the man who had the most loving parents and family when he was born, had an amazing childhood which he shared with so many good friends, was loved everywhere, helped the poor, started a fundraiser for starving kids in africa, got a college education, helped a complete stranger get off his drug addiction, married a beautiful woman, bought a nice house and had 3 children who he loved dearly and spent time with as much as he possibly could, tucked them in every night and enjoyed every second of his life as if it was his last? He died.

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