- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One of them says, "Man, it sure is hot in here." and the other muffin replies, "Yep." They later die a horrid and painful death as their flesh gets burned into a nice golden brown crisp.

You tie a noose around your neck, you jump off a cliff and before you hit the ground you shoot yourself in the head.

Q: How do you give a frigid woman an orgasm? A: By making her come.

What are the two words that once you hear, You will feel a sudden gush of euphoria followed by immense depression? The Game

Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put my dick in your ass

Remember when the new jokes on this sight actually used to be funny?

What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? Humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being dragged to his death by an 18 wheeler.

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

Why did the homeless man steal food from the local grocery store? He had not eaten in three days and was forced to steal or risk possible starvation.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck says that he should get his doctor on the phone because his hullucinations are getting worse.

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