How do you make an egg laugh? That is an irrational question eggs are inanimate object and are unable to laugh

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I'm so stupid that I'm posting on Anti Jokes!

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why did miles cross the road? Because hes gay

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Why do migets laught when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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There was a girl that got on the bus . The bus started moving as soon as sat . The bus driver looked up at the window and saw the girl coming closer . Every time she came closer , the more he looked , the girls nose kept on bleeding more and more . When the girl was right next to the bus driver , he started to shudder in fear looking forward , knowing that she is there . When he looks to his right , the girl looked at him , then looked at the window . And started to pick her nose .

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Paper or plastic? Yes...

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

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If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

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What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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