- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

a robber walks into a bank. he steals everything and kills the guards

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

who do we all like george goodburn

why did the women have to black eyes? obviously because her husband hit her because he wanted a sandwich and he slapped the bitch and told her to get in the kitchen!

Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

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