What do you call an African-American picking cotton and harvesting wheat. A farmer.

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

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Simba was moving slow,so I told him to MUFASA!!!

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the farmer say to the survivor of the plane crash that just crashed on his land? "Need a band-aid?"

If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? To get to the other side.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

Robert: wanna hear a joke? Robort:ok, shoot. Robert: *BANG!*

Why didn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell off a cliff? She was wearing Mittens

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One of them says, "Man, it sure is hot in here." and the other muffin replies, "Yep." They later die a horrid and painful death as their flesh gets burned into a nice golden brown crisp.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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