KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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masturbating on a tarc bus

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Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

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Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

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I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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mitchell palmer sucks

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There's a black guy in a house. What's he doing there? He owns it.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

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a man walks into a bar and quickly notices a young lady having a drink. He sits beside her and asks 'why the long face?' 'My mother was raped by a horse.'

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was an avocado

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Why did the black man actually receive an education. Because he is entitled to one as a citizen of the US. Frederick Douglass, at the twenty-third anniversary of the Emancipation Proclamation stated that "Education, the sheet anchor to a society where liberty and justice are secure, is a dangerous thing to society in the presence of injustices and oppressions...." Douglass knew that in order for black people in America to survive, they had to be educated because it was the one area that could make the weak person strong and the black person equal. By the time the modern day Civil Rights Movement started, its leaders already knew that education was knowledge, and that knowledge was power. In order for black people to gain their equality, they would have to have a solid foundation to stand on, and that foundation would be education.

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One scientist is talking to another scientist. One say "what's the matter?" The other replies "my family is dead"

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Pop Fiction last words. guess who edition: "Okay okay you win again Batman! Ahahaha hohohoho hehehehe! Wanna hear a new jo... Eh... what are you doing with that gun?" "Why did I not just take a step or two to the side during the five hours and over thirty episodes he kept charging that Kamehameha?" "Bah I cannot die as long as my ego is full! Are these really the ratings on my latest game? H0moerotic? Childish? A sociopath? Oh man..." Moral: Your red thumbs cannot hurt me! Im the moralmanBitch! HOAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!

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Q. What did the Vampire say when he ate the Pizza? A. Nothing. It is literally impossible for a vampire to be real, therefore it's insane if you thought it said something.

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How many black men can you fit into a mini? Five One in the drivers seat. One in the passenger seat. And three in the back seats. Anymore would be both dangerous and impractical due to the small interior volume of the car, and it would also put a significant strain on the cars limited engine power. Especially when tackling a steep incline.

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Can you spell iCup? I see you pee?

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Knock knock whos there telephone telephone who telephone refiridgerator

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roses are red and violets are blue and i was going to write something that rimes but that is not funny here.

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What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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