What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

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Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

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I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

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An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

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What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

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Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

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What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

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whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

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You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

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nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

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I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

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Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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