- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red,violets are blue I've got aids & now so do you Merry Christmas

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit and. the bear eats the rabbit in a whole bite without chewing...end of story...the end

What happens when a girl sticks her head in a birthday cake? She gets a toothpick stuck in her eyebrow. Trust me..I know.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Stop looking at these jokes and go fuck yourself.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

(Knocks on Helen Keller's door) You: Knock knock Helen:....

Whats worse than being rapped by a giant scorpion. Being gangbanged by a couple giant scorpions

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

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