- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

Obama lin Baden.

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My name is Will I am a real homosexual

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

Good job, son.

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

eh

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

Sex

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

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