- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mail Man: Knocks on door Guy & Girl: WHAT?! laughing Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

Once upon a time a was born

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

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Mail Man: *Knocks on door* Guy & Girl: WHAT?! *laughing* Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.