knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

What is better than tissues? Correct!

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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