- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

You know what's funny? A well told joke

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

I'm homeless.

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

What did Reed read? A. Read?

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

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