- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Two horses are playing in a field, One says to the other "Hey, sup" they then continue playing.

Alister Darling plucks his eyebrows.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

yo momma's so dumb she attended a dyslexic test and was proven mildly autistic.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a car? Because she was a woman.

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

can the real slim shady please stand up? no. there is a slim shady in all of us, so we will all stand up.

How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

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