What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

I didn't know that guy did crossfit

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

So a horse walks into a barn.

why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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