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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

2 sausages were in a frying pan. 1 sausage says it sure is hot in here, the other sausage says WTF a talking sausage!

A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

Why did the witch stay up all night with a broken broomstick? Because she couldn't sweep.

Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

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