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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

Once, I went to Peru.

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

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