Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

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What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

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Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

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yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

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Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

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What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

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How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

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A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

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Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

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why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

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Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

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Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

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What is white and long? A New York winter

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A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

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Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

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How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

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Knock knock! Just kidding.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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