- Anti Joke

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face