- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

A man walks into a bar and sees a woman starring at him, she seems attractive... he walks up to her and realizes that sheis quite mediocre if not even ugly. He proceeds to say "You'll do"

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How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

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Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

Knock knock Who's there ... Hello? Is there anyone there? (In the bushes) Ha! He'll never suspect us!

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

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If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

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"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

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