- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

John lazzaro likes dick

roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

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