What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

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how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

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A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand. The owner of the stand marveled at how close such an adorable duck was to him and proceeded to sell lemonade undisturbed.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Flesh is green When the dead start to rise you're on my team

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What do you get when you cross a leopard and Chuck Norris? I don't know. Probably something like a furry yellow Chuck Norris with black spots and sharp teeth.

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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Guess what day it is!!! Sunday? Monday? Tuesday? Wednesday? Thursday? Friday? Saturday? IT'S HUMPDAY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? He got many things, because everyone felt bad for him. Someone even brought him into their house so he could have Christmas dinner. On Christmas Day someone gave him fifty dollars to spend on food for his family. Only thing is, he didn't have a family.

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I really want to know something would all of you like to go on Suspension for 3 weeks? Mr Goodwin

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A Mexican and an African American are in a car, who is driving? The Mexican, while the African American rides in the passenger seat.

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Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

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What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

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Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

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How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

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How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

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What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

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How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

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What comes after 69? 70

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What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

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Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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