- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. Imams do not drink alcohol so this joke has a logical flaw.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he's CHICKEN.

That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

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A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

Why did Hitler hate Jews? Because he use to get bulied by them when he was in high school.

Your mama sucks so much dick, it's not funny.

Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

What shoots rockets but is not classed as a deadly weapon? A toy rocket launcher, I lied about the rockets.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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