- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

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