- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

TRICERATOPS!

Why did Quinn yell at his group project partner? Because he hated him.

A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? She wanted a tattoo.

Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows because a chicken is incapable of communicating it's reason to humans.

What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

How do you stop a plane? Land it.

What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

Knock Knock Who's there? Just open the damn door.

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

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