- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

I'm Polish.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

What's the difference between an Asian bookkeeper and a Jewish dog? This isn't a joke, it's an assignment for school, I need to write a 3 page paper on this. Any ideas?

What happens when you cross a porcupine, a beaver, a duck, a go-cart, a dinosaur, a star, a cheap "Big 'n Beey" bathroom, and the cookie monster? Justin Bieber. XD

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh wait... I'm blind.

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