- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

Your so gay, that you like men!

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

you dint have to be a jew matt

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

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