How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

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How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

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Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

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What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

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HEY YOU! TISSUE!

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went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

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I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

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What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

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why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

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What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

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Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

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What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

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I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

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why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

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I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

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rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

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whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

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A seal walks into a club.

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Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

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Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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