Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

The cast of the 'Jersey Shore' is the worst thing to happen to the Jersey shore

Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

tea with milk?

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

i saw amango it splootered

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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