roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

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What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

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Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

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Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

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Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

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Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

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Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

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Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

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why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

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Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

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What do you get when you cross an Indian and a duck? An Indian duck.

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''In Austin, Texas, President Obama told an audience, 'If you want to go forward you put your car in 'D.' If you want to go backward, you put your car in 'R.'' But you know something? Either way, the economy is still F'd.''

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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Why are women such horrible drivers? Their hair gets in the way.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

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yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

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What's the best way to make people notice you? Begin a cult that follows some crazy religious division and go on mass murdering sprees, looting, murdering, and raping everything that moves. Your prime targets should be schools, orphanages, and hospitals (maternity wards for bonus points). Eventually, walk up to the FBI unarmed and have them capture you. Then demand that you get interviewed, as you have instructed your followers that if you don't get to speak on public television, they will bomb multiple major cities. When they put you on TV, simply stare at the camera and say: "Senpai. The time has finally come for you to notice me." Then, because you are a cruel, heartless bastard with no morals whatsoever, have your men bomb the major cities anyway. Have fun!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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