So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

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A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

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Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

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So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

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What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

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I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

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A duck, a goose, a turkey and a bald eagle were all flying together. All four of them were shot and killed by drunk hunters with machine guns. The hunters were promptly arrested by police authorities for shooting their national symbol. They were found guilty, and the other three birds were cooked for their last meals.

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

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Albert <3 Hunter

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Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

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Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

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Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

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Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

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roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

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Whats circular and black? a black circle.

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the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

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My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

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Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

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rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

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q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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