- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

What did the abortion clinic serve at the cafeteria? Fetus soup

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

My children are mistakes

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

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