- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the blonde get caught shop lifting? she wasnt a very good theif

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? Perhaps he was doing a project on tree-life.

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

whats white and sticky? a white stick

Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

What do the Jewish man, the Black man, and Mexican man all have in common? They all miraculously like cantalope.

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

How do you get a blonde out of a tree? Shoot her in the head.

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

A Penn State administrator walks in to a butt.

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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