There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

i saw amango it splootered

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

I have cancer. And you're next.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

The FCC

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DON'T POST MESSAGE ON LIKE DIFFERENT VIDEO

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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