What happened to the fish? It drowned

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What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

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Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

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Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

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Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

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What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

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What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

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A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

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ask me if i am a tree. no.

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"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

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The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

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Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

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Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

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Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

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I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry". 

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Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

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Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

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What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

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What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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