- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

Pickles are moist.

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

So many dudes win with your mom who even knows if i'm your father!!

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

Girl: That's pretty big. Boy: That's what she said. Woman: Yes, I enjoys large genitals.

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

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