- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fat man do? He fell over...

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

What do u call old black people in a shed? antique farm equiptment

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

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