A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

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Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

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What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

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why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

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Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

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what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

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What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

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Obama Getting Re-Elected.

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12/23/2012

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why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

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what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

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Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

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How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

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What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

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Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

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Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

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How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

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im passing this on from a friend: 2 blondes walk into a building, you think one woulda saw it,

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