- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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