- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

Obama Getting Re-Elected.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

12/23/2012

How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

call me maybe.

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

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