- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

Chris Bosh's neck

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

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