What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

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What do you call a black man? A normal human being

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

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why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

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What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

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Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

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What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

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A man walks into a bar, furious that his son had been knocked down by a car and was now in hospital with a fractured leg and concussion. Another man, who sits on a stool at the end of the bar, is playing with his drink and wondering if his wife had made a chicken curry, since she said she would for tonight's dinner.

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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A white man, hispanic man, and a black man walk into a bar together. They order cokes.

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Roses-are-red violets-are-blue Justin's-for -me Not-for-u if-by-chance u-take-my-place I'll-grad-fist &-smash-ur-face

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Why did the war end? Because one country surrendered. They were getting beat pretty bad, it seemed like the only viable option.

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ok, so a blue flower in a meadow dances valiantly, while being watched by a chipmunk. the king of the sky fairies ate an apple and a chicken and a pear, and a cumkwuat and frog legs and a bone and a library and a jeep and fig and a rhino and a sword but fairies don't have that big of mouths to eat all of that, so this never happened

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Whats blue and flufft Answer: Blue Fluff

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Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

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What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

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A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

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Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

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Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

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Praise Paisley

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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