- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Flowers are colors Love me

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

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knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

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