Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

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If Timmy has 2 apples and Sarah has 7 apples, what is the square root of the distance of Mars and Jupiter divided by the speed of light if X equals the value of negative infinity given the equation X(2) - E=MC/7?

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Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

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What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

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This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

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Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

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Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

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What did the owl say when it fell out of the tree? Nothing. Owls don't talk.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

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What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

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Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

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i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

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Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

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Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

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girls basketball

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

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Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What is Colder than a witch's tit? Not much. It was removed for biopsy and kept in the pathology freezer. At absolute zero.

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Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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