- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

You know what's natural? Bears.

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