why did the homosexual man cross the road? to get to his gay partner.

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A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

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Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

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What is green, brown, has four legs and would kill you if it fell on you from out of a tree? A pool table

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What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

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why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

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A. Do you know what they call Bing Crosby in Sweden? B. No. A. Bing Crosby.

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My arms get tired from carrying my big diick everywhere, well at least it's better than dragging it

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If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

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I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

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Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

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Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

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A: Knock Knock B: 7

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Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

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A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

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I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

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there was a Black and Mexican in a car who was driving? the cop

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Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

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What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

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What's the difference between car keys and truck keys? Literally nothing.

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What is worst than 1 baby dead in a microwave? 2 babies dead in the same microwave !

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2 men walk into a bar without thier shirts. They get kicked out. 2 women walk into a bar without thier shirts They got beaten almost to death Why? The men dressed up as women, and every hated them so much they beat the almost to death when 2 cops walk into that bar, see the men dressed up as women and they too beat them. Little do they all know that the men disguised as women are really secret goverment agents looking into a drug deal. The drug dealers got away and now we have 2 people sueing the police department and drugs on the street again. Oh yeah I almost forgot: I made this up so if you read it you're going to die withing the next 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 years. I gurantee it. If you dont the men in white coats are going to do extremely painful tests on you and you just might die so then no one will care and maybe get onto thier lives again. Why did I right this? It hasnt happened to me so I dont know If you tell me I will give you something more valueble than gold. Want to know what it is? TELL ME FIRST!!!!

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On September 11th 2001, A worker of North twin tower man woke up to find his dog had chewed on his brand new phone. He went down stairs and realized his kitchen window had been broken. Getting ready to leave for work and saw his radio had been stolen out of his car. After finally making it to work and settling down in his office he spilled coffee on his lap. Enraged, the man yelled, "How could today get any worse!?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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