- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

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What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

a. johns friend said your a towel b. rick replied im obivously not a towel and walked away in discust at his friends stupidity.

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

Don't wake me up. If you wake me up then I will give you a puppy. Just wait until you fall in love with the puppy, because then i will kill it in front of you.

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

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