Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

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What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

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What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

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Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

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whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

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Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

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What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

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EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

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Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

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A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

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What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

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Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

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What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

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Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

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Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

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What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

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What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

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What did the boy say when be landed in the bottom of the well, nothing he was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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