- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

How does Steven Hawkings refresh after a long day of work? F5

U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

One day a man discovered he could suck his own penis. Unfortunately he was heterosexual and could derive no pleasure from doing so as he was acutely aware of the fact he had a penis in his mouth.

What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

Honk if you're Amish!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

Q:a black man walks down the street with alot of light whats happaning he A:is it the parade of light

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Beacuse she has no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's There? Not Sally.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

your mom is so stupid she has a low iq

what do u call a man being beaten in the street the cops

what did the carrot say to the rabbit? stop eating me you son of a B*****

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

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