An american family is picknicking on the bottom of the ocean. They are eating french fries, big mac's, chicken mc nuggets and drinking coca cola, some slurpies too, all purchased at the local mac donalds near lyndon blvd, in chevy chase near that weird house with the toothless lady that always smiles and then all of a sudden frowns at you, often wearing either a dark green or mint green dress. Spongebob squarepants comes drifting by dead in circular pants and little Sally, their youngest daughter asks a question, which cannot be heard because they're underwater.

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Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

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it was dark outside so u know what i did....went to sleep

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What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

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what do you call an astrounaut in space? an astrounaut you racist bastard

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A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

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CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

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why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

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Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

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The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

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A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

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Kyle grund parker coffey

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A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

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why didnt Timmy get anything for Christmas?His mom told santa he was very naughty that year

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Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

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Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

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What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

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What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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