Their was once a man named Bob Clemens who really wanted to have sex with an underage girl. So one day he went on an online chat site to find one. He ran into this young girl and told her all the things he wanted to do to her and she told him that she had never done anything and really wanted to try it. Bob went over to her house one day and she told him to sit down and grab some cookies while she came back. She came back and Bob gave her the roughest pounding that any human being could recieve.

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A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

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A large commercial airliner is piloted toward inner-city New York. The plane is driven into the World Trade Center by a terrorist. The United States will now issue a holiday to mourn all we have lost in this tragic event.

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What's green and invisible? Nothing; green and all other colours of the rainbow have wavelengths that occur specifically in the visible range of the electromagnetic spectrum. Therefore any invisible object cannot be green.

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How many kids does it take to fix a light bulb 5 1 to fix the light bulb and the others to get in the van

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A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

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what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

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How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

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What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

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How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

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ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

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Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

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Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

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I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

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I once walked into my grandmas house to find her laying face down on the ground. It turns out that everyone was planking but grandma wasn't breathing...

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Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

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roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

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I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

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Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

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White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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