- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

A russian gives away vodka.

what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

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