- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. Vincent

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBO... nope bin laden

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A cripple.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

how many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb. 1 the wife to go buy the light bulb and the husbend to put it in.

What is 100(1+1) -100 + 50 x2 - 300? 0. But who cares? The answer is as worthless as you.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

How did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

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