- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

A baby seal walks into a club.

Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

You know what's natural? Bears.

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

Praise Paisley

A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

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