- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are u crying?

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

Girl: That's pretty big. Boy: That's what she said. Woman: Yes, I enjoys large genitals.

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

So many dudes win with your mom who even knows if i'm your father!!

How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

One day i woke up, and found my wife dead on the floor. lol.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

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