- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the wimpy guy so strong and angry now? Because he took steroids.

A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

A man walks into a bar, then he leaves and goes home

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

Q: Why did the policeman stare at the big-breasted victim? A: She was dead.

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are u crying?

A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

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