A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

A russian gives away vodka.

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

You know what's natural? Bears.

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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