A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

Q:why was steve sad? A:he had an extra penis

Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

What do you call someone who has slept for 48 hours straight? Dead.

Two Cows are knitting soda water in a lightbulb. One of them said: Talking about milk, what time is it? The other pulls out a thermometer, looked at it and said: Wednesday.

Yo mama so fat when she sat around the hous she sat AROUND the house

What's funny about a dying dog? Nothing.

Mini mouse was brutally killed n Oakland Now Mickey is a Chinese member of the crips in Compton Remember don't forget to see the new Disney movie, Mickey Goes Gang-Bangin

Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

Skinny people fart less.

Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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