why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

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Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

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Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

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i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

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Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Nobody cares maddie!

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women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

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Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

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how to turn invisable. eat yourself

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What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

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If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

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When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

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why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

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What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

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What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

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Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

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Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

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A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

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What's worse than finding a dead baby in a trash can? -Finding a dead baby in 5 trash cans

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