- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

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