- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What comes after 69... Mouthwash

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

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Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your parents are dead. And happy birthday!

A man walks into a bar The bartender asks: What would you like to drink?

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