- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

Women outside of the kitchen.

what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

How do you stop the skunk from smelling, you rip it in half and bury the body therefore stopping the smells from escaping.

Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

A man and a woman have drunk, unprotected sex, and 9 months later, they have a beautiful baby girl. What did they call her? An accident.

What goes in long and hard and comes out wet and sticky? A penis after orgasmic intercourse.

"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

why cant ben cry, because i gorged his eyes out with a popsickle stick.....

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