What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

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Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

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What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

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Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

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What do you call a black Santa Claus A N i g g e r that doesn't exist

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-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

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If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

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Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

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Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

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What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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I agree to the terms and conditions

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There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

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What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

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A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

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What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

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Sex

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What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

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A woman is carried out of a bar.

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What do you call a penguin that hangs around in playgrounds? A paedophile.

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Clyde: Hey John! :D John: Hey clyde! :D Clyde: :D! John: :D! Clyde: :D, :), :|, :(, D'X John: ? hey man, are you ok? Wtf is going on with you? Clyde: Man, it's not me... :'(... It's you... It's your... Your... John: My what? Clyde: YOUR FACE!!!! D'X

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where do you hide a black mans paycheck? somewhere he would never find it

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Pilot: We need to lighten the load of this plane Italian: I'll throw out these pizzas, there are too many of them in my country Mexican: I will throw out these tacos, there are just too many of them in my country The american stares in horror at the two men, the pizza and tacos were their only food and they were lost in the Himalayas.

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Or something... Volume one. What do you do if you are in the jungle and get confronted by one jaguar to your left, and one tiger at the right and got only one bullet left in your gun? You shoot the Jaguar and drive home in the tiger.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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