Whats worse than the holocaust? WNBA

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Well, that depends if the apocalypse was happening and if there were even any Americans left at all.

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Why did the girl run over the road? Her buttons rolled to the other side! (From a book called... Al-capone does my shirts) (Natilie)

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What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

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how do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family

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Why did the black man jump off the cliff? Well , you see, this black mans name was yargle, and during his high school years, people always made nicknames for him some of which were fat yargle, yargaryar, and bottomyarg. He thought to himself that wanted revenge, So he killed the entire population of earth. Oh ya, and since he was the last human, wirhout possibility of reproduction, he went to the store and bought a can of soup

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I am a mime

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Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

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Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

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So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

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Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

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:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

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Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

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How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

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How do you know if you have a good slave? It is hard working and determined... And black

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So this guy was making a sandwich...

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

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Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

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What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

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What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

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What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

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What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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