- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

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Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

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