- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

I am a mime

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

So this guy was making a sandwich...

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

How do you know if you have a good slave? It is hard working and determined... And black

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

Latvia isn't a joke

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

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