black chicken. kfc

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You know those people that learned the true name of God, as God asked kindly... ...Well you know God can be nice sometimes but he actually COMMANDED they keep his name secret forever? They became the first people known as Jehova`s witnesses... JEHOVAH<<< SECRET NAME ANYBODY? So much for keeping his secret name guys! They claim that only a few thousand humans will ascend to heaven, in other words all of the JEHOVA`s witnesses... All two billions of them or something... For keeping his name (Cough JEHOVAH) secret. SUCCESS!

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

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Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

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What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

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THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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E M I L Y L Y N C H B I L L I E J E A N L A R K I N YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

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What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

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Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

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Colin is gay but toasters are not

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What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

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"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

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What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

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what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

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My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

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This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

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I found a lump on my right testicle. So, as a precaution I went to my local hospital to have myself checked out. Thankfully, it wasn't accute testicular cancer. Instead I only had to suffer for a few months, but it's getting better now. Sadly, I won't be able to have children and now my semen has a somewhat unsavoury flavour. Thanks for asking.

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PENIS that is all

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

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the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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