Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

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Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

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If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

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Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

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what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

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As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

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Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

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An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

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What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

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What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

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Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

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Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

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What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

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What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

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i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

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A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

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What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

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How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

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Yo momma's so fat that when she died of congestive heart failure, your family had to pay extra for a larger coffin to bury her in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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