- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so an apple walks into a bar... I'm terrible at making jokes...

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

Why did the black man cry? He was grieving the death of his brother C.D

They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

Neil is a reterd.

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

Knock knock -Who's there? Orange -I don't get it.

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

Adam Chebali has no life

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

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