- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

I am quite mature.

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Chicken

Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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