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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

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Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

Q:a black man walks down the street with alot of light whats happaning he A:is it the parade of light

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

How are a dead chicken and a woman alike? They both belong in the kitchen

do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

The Blonde walked into a wall.

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

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