A baby seal walks into a club.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

You know what's natural? Bears.

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

Praise Paisley

A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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