- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

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They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

8 muslims walk into a bar You know why. Because their suicidal bombing plans were put off until Tuesday

What's the easiest way to become filthy rich? There are many ways to earn money. Invest some time into researching the topic.

Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

What's worse than failing an exam? Failing two exams.

yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

Women's rights

What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

How can you make a Russian happy? Giving him two tickets for him and his wife to Disneyworld.

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