- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

What's worse than failing an exam? Failing two exams.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

8 muslims walk into a bar You know why. Because their suicidal bombing plans were put off until Tuesday

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

guy walks into a bar, ouch

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

Neil is a reterd.

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

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