What's black and white and red all over. Nothing, that's a contradiction.

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So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

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How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

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Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

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Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

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what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

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What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

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Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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Sarah Palin's political campaign

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Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

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Whats green and smells like bacon................. Green bacon

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Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

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If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

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Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

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