- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

dyslexics of the world untie!

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

When he was a little boy, what was Chaz Bono's favorite Cher song? Chaz Bono was never a little boy, he was a girl.

why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

Knock Knock Who's there? no one, you've got Psycosis

Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

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