what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

Praise Paisley

Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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