If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

A russian gives away vodka.

You know what's natural? Bears.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

Praise Paisley

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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