- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have stage IV Ovarian Cancer.

what do asians do in asian history month, nothing, it does not exist, hahaha

What's the difference between a red door and a blue door? Fat black people.

A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

What if I told you.....potatoe

What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

What did Sir Mix a lot say to the girl with a big butt? Your very beautiful.

Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

What's black and yellow and flies? I dont know.

Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

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