- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

Why did the girl scream in terror? Because her parents are being murdered.

Why Did The Black Man Cry? KFC Went Bankrupt!

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

what is worse than a guy pissed?

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

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