- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

Knock knock -Who's there? Orange -I don't get it.

What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

Why couldn't the Asian couple have a white baby? Because two Wongs were mixed up in the paperwork so as a result the other Wong family ended up getting the child.

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

Adele walks into a bar. The barman says she's too ugly hahahahahahahahahahhahahahha lololololololololololololol

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