knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

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Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

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Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

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You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

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A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

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What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

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How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

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among liedbtt is my Captcha code

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What do you say to a horse at the vet? Good god, look at that ear infection.

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What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

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What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

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asians have slitted eyes lol

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Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

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Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

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What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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