Whats green and smells like bacon................. Green bacon

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

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Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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Sarah Palin's political campaign

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Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

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A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

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What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

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your mom was so fat that she died.

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what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

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why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

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How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

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Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

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Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

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Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

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Anti Joke

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