-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

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What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

why didnt Timmy get anything for Christmas?His mom told santa he was very naughty that year

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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