A man walks into a bar. It's a fine establishment. He orders a couple of beers and takes a cab home like a responsible man would. He is then killed with a croquet mallet.

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why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

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how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

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So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

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How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

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How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

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What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

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How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

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What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

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Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

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i hate non minorities!

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How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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