Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

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Why did the man fall off of his bike? He was hit by a car and died in a tragic accident.

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Lets just say some of my boys owed me a favor, and that if we where all "clean slate workers" I would never have been able to pull some favors out of the higher ups. As far as for "these Shadows" of yours, I know nothing, while I invented the encoding format for the messages you use, I intend keeping it to myself. People here will still assume this is bullshit unless you get somebody to hack this site, believe me, its pretty damn easy to retrieve whatever data might have been lost.

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Listen bitch, get over here, let me poke out your fucking eyeball, and then you tell me if it is reasonable or not to fucking be pissed afterwards! As for your goddamn technique, of course I understand it, I use it too, its the ironman method as far as I am concerned. Do not share it with people here, you can go share it with your little "shadow people" but that shit took years to develop. But yeah, you tell me whatever the hell you consider "reasonable" you get me the money, and then we can see about being "reasonable". I know many of your methods, NLP, hypnosis, covert, warm and cold reading, I know you are no fucking psychic nor do you read minds, stop telling me what the hell your "Order" is, because whatever the hell it is, your "Nero`s" have proven on this site alone, that its a laughingstock that in no way could have brought six hundred people towards liking you, even less six millions.

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Why did the little boy commit suicide? Because his dad molested him.

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What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing, but he did purchase whiskey with the little money he had to drink away his misery, and to suppress his suicidal thoughts that were a result of his alcoholism which stemmed from his father's abusive nature.

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Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Go home and hang yourself.

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Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

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When a Jew with a boner walks into a wall what hits first? It really depends weather his arm or leg is sticking out when he hits the wall. When studying trejectory sciences, you will find out that it will be nearly a 95% chance that his foot will in fact hit the wall first.

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Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

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What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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knock knock go away!!!

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do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

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