Roses are red. They also have thorns. Their family is Rosaceae and they are often given as gifts between lovers. They grow in well drained and fertile soils...

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How do you stop a black man from drowning Get your foot off of his head

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A drum and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Why did the cat cross the road? he wanted to be a docter.

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mmm i love marble bumhole

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whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

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How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

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whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

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What? Huh?

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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Whats worse than being a jew? Having all of your friends viciously murdered at a party that you weren't invited to.

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a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I f**ked your mom last night. Will you marry me?

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what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

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what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

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I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

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What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

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What do you call a man with a diploma? A high school graduate.

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women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

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Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

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my wife came out of the kitchen....

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What is worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? F*cking midgets

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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