Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

how do you boil oil? add b to oil

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

Women are like fish. It's hard to tell when they are crying underwater.

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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