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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are blue Violets are red Sugar are you And so is sweet

What did the caterpillar say to the robot? Nothing. Caterpillars do not have vocal chords and there are not, as yet, any truly portable robots capable of comprehending speech so to speak to one would be pointless.

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

4501 3346 1687 2292 david0209. never do this.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

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What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

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