Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [*BANG!*] [L]

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

kieran is a homosexual

call me maybe.

i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

Whats green and smells like bacon................. Green bacon

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

Actually it was me Josh brown

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

Sarah Palin's political campaign

Anti Joke

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