- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why Did The Black Man Cry? KFC Went Bankrupt!

What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None they just beat up the room for being black

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

What's 9+10? 19

How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

Knock knock. Who's there?

Why was the girl sad on her Birthday? She found out she was adopted.

Chuck Norris walks up to a baby and punches it in the face He walks away and laughs

why didnt Tim Tebow go to church? He had practice half an hour before the service was scheduled to start, and to do both was impossible and missing practice would have resulted in disciplinary action from both his coaches and his teammates.

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