- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

Ubisoft 'Very Impressed' By Pokemon Go, Working on AR game of their own.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

727-8088-954 Call Me. Say your name is Nick whether or not your a guy or a girl.

A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

womans having rights.

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

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