Why did the boy fall off his bike? Prior to this incident he was being chased by a psychopathec killer who had just murdered his family. As he was escaping on his bike, the murder's lookout who was holding a shotgun, swung the butt end of the gun, causing severe brain damage and eventually death to the escaping boy, also causing him to topple over on his bycicle.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

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why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

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Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

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Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

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Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

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Why did the little boy fall asleep? His parent pulled the plug.

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What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

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vote this down and i will DOX you

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Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

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A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

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Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

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A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

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do you know what was a good idea? not last night

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Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

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... Chan chan

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A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

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i think quinn is gay? you probably don't know him but when i walked him on him shoveling a ken doll is his butt

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What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

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Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

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A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

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What do you call a needy person? A person whos needs need needs.

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