- Anti Joke

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Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

1+1=2

Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.