What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Praise Paisley

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

Whats blue and flufft Answer: Blue Fluff

Why did the war end? Because one country surrendered. They were getting beat pretty bad, it seemed like the only viable option.

Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

ok, so a blue flower in a meadow dances valiantly, while being watched by a chipmunk. the king of the sky fairies ate an apple and a chicken and a pear, and a cumkwuat and frog legs and a bone and a library and a jeep and fig and a rhino and a sword but fairies don't have that big of mouths to eat all of that, so this never happened

A man walks into a bar, furious that his son had been knocked down by a car and was now in hospital with a fractured leg and concussion. Another man, who sits on a stool at the end of the bar, is playing with his drink and wondering if his wife had made a chicken curry, since she said she would for tonight's dinner.

A white man, hispanic man, and a black man walk into a bar together. They order cokes.

Roses-are-red violets-are-blue Justin's-for -me Not-for-u if-by-chance u-take-my-place I'll-grad-fist &-smash-ur-face

What do you call a woman with one leg? I don't know. I am not in the position, currently, of knowing anyone who finds themselves in such an unfortunate condition.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? Nothing, he doesn't have the ability to open a present.

A women was driving along in her brand new, swanky, red ferrari when she spotted a red light in the distance. She stopped steadily, following the rules of the road. All of a sudden a loud bang came from behind her where a young driver had hit her at 50 mph. They both come to an abrupt stop and exited their vehicles. The women says "Idiot, you just hit me!" The boys says "oh don't worry, I have insurance."

im passing this on from a friend: 2 blondes walk into a building, you think one woulda saw it,

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

why did the chicken cross the road? because it felt like it!

A man punches a 3rd grader in the stomach. Not long after he is arrested and no longer is allowed within 500 feet of a public school.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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