- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

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knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

Japan

What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

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