If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

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Have you seen the clown hiding from gay people at walmart?

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What do you call a house full of Mexicans? A house

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A blindman walks into a bar... then a chair, then a pole

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

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knock knok whos there? Jacob Jacob who? U know, your friend!

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What's black, white, and red all over? A pile of dead nuns.

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why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

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Your momma is so stupid, because she didn't get a proper education

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

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Three men were on a plane. One chucked an apple out the window. Unfortunately, due to the low pressure outside, all the men were sucked out the window.

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-Look! Up in the sky! -It's a bird! -Yep.

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Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

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minorities

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How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? None because alligators don't fly.

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What happens when you ask a blind guy to drive you somewhere? What happens if you ask a blind guy to drive? You will end up in a four way accident with 8 people dead 2 of which children and 1 baby. You might survive but the blind guy won't so you will have to go to court for him on the issue. You realize that you are terrible when it comes to the law and you get yourself thrown in jail for 2 years. When you get out you are so tired of getting butt raped that you go out and do it to someone else. Then you go back to jail an the process repeats it's self because this is the American justice system. We could work on it a little bit. But yeah, don't ask a blind guy to drive, your butt says thanks.

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A Jew, a black man and a Christian enter a bar. Black people werent allowed in at the time so he was escorted out. The Jew And Christian have a blast and the time of their lives that night.

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What did Sam Houston Say to Jim Bowie when he say all the Mexicans coming Towards the Alamo? That's a lot of Mexicans.

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What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

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The cow's name was Friday, But can you guess what day it died? Monday, it had a fun weekend with its family before it was brutally slaughtered.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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Man: You know what sucks? Other man: What? Man: Diarrhea... Know what's worse? Other man: No, what? Man: The smell.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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