So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

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What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

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What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

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My Butthole.

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dyslexia is like gingervitus except they are exactly alike in possible little ways with gigantic raging boners CC

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

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Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

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Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme oo

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Your're racist.

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Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

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awkies when u see danni white fingering jacob :0;0;0;0, and jamie fingering himself..............

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Cause its dead!

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

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A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

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why was the monster truck late to the rally.. because it had no driver

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How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

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Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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