A russian gives away vodka.

Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

12/23/2012

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

Obama Getting Re-Elected.

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