- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

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