What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

why didnt Timmy get anything for Christmas?His mom told santa he was very naughty that year

What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Praise Paisley

Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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