- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

Allah walked into AK Bar

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

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What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

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