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What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

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Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

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A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

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what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

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Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

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Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

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what do you use to blindfold chinese person? dental floss!!

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awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

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What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

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What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

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why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

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What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

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Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

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What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

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What do you call a man whos had his arms ripped off in front of you? An ambulance, because with an injury such as this, you can die anywhere between 10 and 45 minutes

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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What's worse than being shot? Being shot twice.

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what will you never loose if you play world of warcraft your verginity

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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